《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我们聊了橄榄球与孙子们 Well, we've covered football and grandkids...
或许我们已经把能聊的都聊完了 Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about.
我们忘了你的前夫 We forgot about your ex-husband.
你在交往的那个 The one you're dating.
我知道不要在冰雹时惹他生气 Well, I know not to piss him off during a hailstorm.
那他告诉你我当时浑身赤裸的吗 Well, did he tell you that I was naked when he locked me out?
你在冰雹中光身拿着高尔夫球杆是搞什么鬼啊 What were you doing naked with a golf club in a hailstorm?
你懂 疯狂的70年代嘛 Ah, you know, it was the '70s.
我打来是想告诉你 我刚读完你的论文 I was just calling to let you know I read your paper.
你的中微子的质量根本不可能 The masses for your neutrinos are impossible.
我从头开始重写了整篇论文 I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch.
我知道署名通常按字母顺序排列 I know credits are usually listed alphabetically,
但我完全不介意我的我名字排在第二位 but I'm completely fine with my name going second.
我不会把你名字写上去的 I'm not putting your name on it in any way.
格兰特·林克莱特 Grant Linkletter.
斯特吉斯博士偷窃了我的研究 Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work
用到他的论文里 and is using it in his own paper.
你竟敢指控我抄袭 How dare you accuse me of plagiarism!
谢尔顿 我不想再在我的课上看到你 I don't want to see you in my class anymore.
我了解了 斯特吉斯博士 I see, Dr. Sturgis.
是的 的确是罪无可赦的行为 Yes, that is unforgivable behavior.
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
他道歉了吗 Did he apologize?
没有 他非常生你气 No. He is very upset with you.
我还非常生他气呢 Well, I'm upset with him.
但这不代表你就可以 That doesn't excuse you from trying
打给林克莱特博士来告他状 to get him in trouble by calling Dr. Linkletter.
不然我还能去跟谁击鼓申冤呢 Who else was I supposed to tattle to?
他的妈妈应该已经不在世了吧 I doubt his mother's still alive.
谢尔顿 我理解你为何不高兴 Sheldon, I understand why you're upset,
但你还是欠人家一个道歉 but you still owe him an apology.
那你完全没理解情况啊 Then you don't understand.
我感觉你们两个现在 Well, for now, it sounds like you two
应该稍微各自冷静一下 could use a little quiet time.
行吧 那我要转到林克莱特博士的班 Fine. I'll switch over to Dr. Linkletter's class.
他比斯特吉斯高了大概30公分 He's a foot taller than Sturgis
可以更妥善运用黑板的空间 and can reach more of the chalkboard.
我的意思是 What I meant was...
或许是时候暂停大学那边的课了 maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes.
什么 为什么 我可是全优生 What? Why? I've gotten straight As.
我知道你的聪明才智足以应付大学 I know you're smart enough for college.
但我不确定你够不够成熟 I'm just not sure you're mature enough.
这下你把我逼到墙角了 Well, it appears you've backed me into a corner.
我本来打算要闹脾气 I would throw a tantrum right now,
但那样反而证明了你说得对 but that would just prove your point.
你要上哪去 Where are you going?
去玩我的小火车 To play with my trains.
虽然听起来可能幼稚 但有很多老人也爱玩 Which may sound immature, but it's a hobby many old men enjoy.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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我是你唯一该瞄的啦啦队员 I'm the only cheerleader you should be looking at.
你来啦 我刚才是在找你呢 Oh. Hi. Oh, I was trying to find you.
-就想要祝你比赛顺利 -谢谢 - Just wanted to wish you a good game. - ‭Thank you.
我会为你加油的 I'm gonna be cheering for you.
-那太好啦 -除非我抓到你偷瞄别的小妞 - Great. - ‭Unless I catch you looking at someone else.
那我一定让你后悔莫及 Then you'll regret it.
我没在开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
你好啊 乔治 Hi, George.
你好啊 哈钦斯老师 Oh, hey, Ms. Hutchins.
我好像从没见你来看过比赛 I don't think I've ever seen you at a game before.
今天是周五嘛 我答应过我的心理治疗师 Well, uh, it's Friday, and I promised my therapist
-每周都要尝试新东西 -而你选了橄榄球 - I'd try one new thing a week. - And you picked football.
你很棒啊 Good for you.
谢尔顿估计不在这里吧 I don't suppose Sheldon's here?
不在 他对户外运动没什么兴趣 Nah, he doesn't much care for outdoor sports.
或者说对运动没兴趣 Or sports.
对户外也没兴趣 Or the outdoors.
我还希望能有个伴陪我一起坐呢 I was hoping I'd have someone to sit with.
-让你失望啦 -没事 - Ah, sorry. - ‭That's okay.
对事情燃起希望是我的不对 It was my fault for letting myself feel hope.
欢迎你来边线看比赛啊 You're welcome to watch from the sidelines.
谢了 但从边边角角看着人生在眼前过去 Thanks. Watching life go by from the sidelines
也算是我的人生写照了 is kind of my thing.
闪开 Hey, heads up!
天啊 你没事吧 Oh, my God. Are you okay?
感觉很有事啊 I don't think so.
快叫救护车 Call an ambulance.
别担心 Don't worry,
我们会照顾好你的 we're gonna get you taken care of.
如果我死了 告诉我的治疗师我恨他 If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.
谁说要成熟才能上大学啊 And who says you have to be mature to go to college?
我又不是没看过《动物屋》 I've seen Animal House.
1978年讲述兄弟会之间及与学校冲突的校园喜剧
-你看过啊 -我看过海报 - You have? - Well, I've seen the poster.
那帮人绝对不是上大学的料 Those people are not college material.
小饼饼 我知道你不爱听这个 Moon Pie, I know you don't like to hear this,
但人生中有一些事情 but there are some things in life
只能随着时间过去而学会 that can only be learned in time.
那想必你已经全学会啦 So you must have learned them all, huh?
滚出我家 Get out of my house.
-撑着点 -我撑着呢 - Hang in there. - I'm hangin'.
这想必是个可以说给孙辈的精彩故事 Hey, this will be quite a story to tell your grandkids, huh?
我独居兼单身 I live alone. I'm single.
孙辈估计是痴人说梦吧 I don't think grandkids are in the picture.
这个嘛 我有老婆也有孩子 Oh. Well, I... I got a wife, kids. It's...
家庭这玩意过誉了 It's overrated.
然后我的妈妈说 And then my mother said
我不够成熟去上大学 I wasn't mature enough for college.
你敢相信吗 Can you believe that?
当然啦 Absolutely.
所以你也站他们那边吗 So you're on their side, too?
我是越南人 在我们的文化里 你父母死之前 I'm Vietnamese. In my culture, until your parents die,
-你都跟个孩子没两样 -真的吗 - you're basically a baby. - ‭Really?
我奶奶到现在还把我爸像个孩子对待 My grandmother still treats my dad like a child.
吃晚饭的时候 她就座了我爸才能坐下 At dinner, he can't sit until she sits,
没让我爸说话前 我爸不许吱个声 and he can't speak until he's spoken to.
那真幸好我不是越南人 Well, I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese.
是啊 可不是我平常展现得那么令人羡慕 It's not as fun as I make it look.
你不能把她丢回她空荡荡的公寓啊 Well, you can't bring her home to an empty apartment.
带她回来 我们照顾她吧 Bring her here, and we'll look after her
等她好一点了再送回去 until she's back on her feet.
你确定吗 You sure?
当然 Of course.
我们就让她住进小乔治的房里 We'll set her up in Georgie's room.
谢啦 玛丽 回头见 Thanks, Mare. See you in a bit.
乔治 Hey, George.
你这么照顾她 你很善良 It's real nice of you, taking care of her like this.
也有点算是我的错啦 Well, it was kinda my fault.
什么有点 完全就是你的错好吗 Kinda? It was all your fault.
再见 Bye.
你来啦 我们成绩如何 Hey. How'd we do?
-你没有错过任何东西 -这么惨吗 - You didn't miss anything. - That bad?
放心 你已经看到了今晚最佳的那记冲撞 I can safely say you saw the best hit of the night.
她情况如何 How's she doing?
还行 Well, not bad.
不幸中的大幸 Could be worse.
脖子有点扭伤 A little whiplash,
肋骨挫伤 couple of bruised ribs,
手臂骨折 broken arm...
还有锁骨骨折 and collarbone.
仅此而已 But that's it.
有点好笑 就是你跳开来 Pretty funny how you jumped out of the way
让她被撞倒 and let her get clobbered.
我才没有跳开来呢 I did not jump out of the way!
你就有 Oh, yeah, you did.
他们摄影拍到了 They got you on tape.
好啦 行行行 Okay, fine.
但完全是运动神经反射啊 But that was pure instinct.
而且她也不应该站在边线上啊 Besides, she shouldn't have been standing on the sidelines.
她为什么在那里 Why was she there?
我跟她说她可以在那看 I told her she could.
天啊 你心里肯定很难受吧 Oh, man, you must feel terrible.
当然难受啊 Yeah, of course I do.
毕竟全是你的错 I mean, it's all on you.
你说完了没 You done?
兄弟 我才刚暖身完呢 Oh-ho-ho, baby, I'm just getting started.
小可怜 快进来 Oh, you poor dear. Come on in.
谢谢 希望我没有打扰你们 Thanks. I hope I'm not putting you out.
当然不会啦 Of course not.
你好啊 谢尔顿 Hi, Sheldon.
你敢相信我母亲不准我去上大学吗 Can you believe my mother said I can't go to college?
所以你安排她住我房间都不请示我吗 So you just put her in my room without consulting me?
请示你吗 Consulting you?
谁管你怎么想啊 Who cares what you think?
我才不要睡在沙发上 Well, I ain't gonna sleep on the couch.
只是将就几晚而已 It's just for a few nights
等她好点她就回去了 until she can take care of herself.
好歹让我去住姥姥家吧 Can I at least stay at Meemaw's?
你答应我你再也不回来就行 If you promise not to come back.
你为什么总要对我这么狠心呢 Why you got to be so mean to me?
感觉这样才对啊 It just feels right.
在斯特吉斯博士用了我的计算之后 And then after Dr. Sturgis incorporated my math,
他拒绝把我加为共同作者 he refused to give me a coauthor credit.
谢尔顿她不想听你说这些 Sheldon, she doesn't want to hear about that.
没事的 It's okay.
当你骨头断掉时 你有听到碎裂声吗 So, when your bones broke, did you hear a crunch?
没 No.
-我爸爸有帮你做人工呼吸吗 -没有 - Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth? - ‭No.
我无法理解我妈怎么亲得下去他 I don't know how my mom kisses him.
谁会买这种垃圾啊 Who buys this crap?
黄汤下肚三瓶过后的我 Me, after three beers.
你看看这傻乎乎的玩意 I mean, look at this damn thing.
我当时在想什么啊 What was I thinking?
我能问你个私人的问题吗 Can I ask you a personal question?
我的遗产没有要分你 You're not in my will.
是跟我女朋友有关的 It's about my girlfriend.
不是什么坏事啦 Uh, nothing bad.
就是我跟贾娜也交往一阵子了 It's just, I've been seeing Jana for a while now,
我也挺喜欢她啦 and I like her fine...
但感觉她比我计划中更认真在谈这感情 but it feels like she's getting more serious than I want to be.
小乔治 在你结婚前 Georgie, until you're married,
你不用被任何人给绑住 you are not tied down to anybody.
你想做什么你就去做吧 You just go ahead and do whatever you want.
游戏人间 逍遥自在 Play the field. Have some fun.
有意思 Interesting.
戴尔也这么说的 That's what Dale said, too.
是吗 Oh, did he?
是啊 Yeah.
我男朋友戴尔吗 My boyfriend?
是的 Yeah.
如果我不去大学上课 我该干嘛呢 If I don't go to college, what am I supposed to do?
浪费一天时间在高中上课吗 Spend all my days in high school?
这也太悲惨了吧 How sad is that?
挺惨 Pretty sad.
你总是能理解我 You always did get me.
感觉你认为自己受人误解了 Sounds like you're feeling misunderstood.
是啊 被斯特吉斯博士 我妈妈 I am-- by Dr. Sturgis, my mother,
甚至可能整个越南文化 and possibly the entire Vietnamese culture.
你知道我现在有点浑身痛吧 Do you understand that I'm in a little bit of pain right now?
对不起 我现在应该要表达同情 Oh, I'm sorry. I should be exhibiting compassion.
等等 我可以表达再好一点 Wait, I can do better.
"完美" Nailed it.
到你吃止痛药的时间了 It's time for your pain pill.
小心点 别上瘾导致失去工作 Be careful. You could become addicted and lose your job.
这可是你的一切 Which is all you have.
滚出去 Get out of here.
谢谢 Thank you.
你... 你还舒服吗 You-you comfortable?
还需要帮你弄点什么吗 Can I get you anything else?
不用了 谢谢 No. I-I'm okay.
你带我来家里真的是太好心了 You've been so kind to welcome me into your home.
应该的 小小心意不足挂齿 Well, it's the least we could do.
能在这种家庭的氛围中感觉挺好的 It's so nice to be around a family like this.
我已经孤单好久了 I've been alone for... so long.
老实说 如果不是家里有猫 我真是无依无靠 Honestly, if it weren't for the cats, I'd have no one.
等等 我的猫 Oh, wait. The cats!
我丢下了埃德加与爱伦 I abandoned Edgar and Allan.
什么埃德加与爱伦 Edgar and Allan?
坡逃跑了 Poe ran away.
能麻烦你去帮我喂再转达我爱他们吗 Would you please go feed them and tell them I love them?
这事情有办法等明天再做吗 Uh... any chance this could wait till morning?
大概吧 I guess.
你要去哪里 Where you off to?
喂猫 Cats!
你觉得他在跟别人约会吗 So you think he's seeing somebody else?
我好像不应该聊这个话题 他是我的老板 I don't think I should be talking about this. He's my boss.
但他是我的男朋友 所以快给老娘招了 Well, he's my boyfriend, so spill it.
老人说出"男朋友"这个词 感觉好怪哦 It's weird when old people say "Boyfriend."
行吧 我的爱人 Fine. My lover.
那更诡异了 Well, that's worse.
那你快招啊 Then talk!
我唯一见过和他来往的女人是他的前妻 The only woman I've really seen him with is his ex-wife.
对 不过他恨她啦 ‭Oh, yeah, but he hates her.
看起来不是哦 Don't seem like it.
这是什么意思 What do you mean by that?
-他们相处很融洽 -有多融洽 - They seem friendly. - ‭How friendly?
-我说不好 他对她很好 -有多好 - I don't know. He's nice to her. ‭- How nice?!
你能先别吵吵吗 我想看这个 Do you mind? I'm trying to watch this.
我们来看看这个小家伙... Now look at this little guy...
妈的 Son of a bitch!
回来 埃德加 不对 是爱伦 Here! Edgar! Or Allan.
不管你是哪一只 都给我回来 Whichever the hell one you are.
他们有没有一起离开过店铺 They ever leave the store together?
能不能放我去睡觉啊 Can I please just go to bed?
你赶紧回答我的问题 Just answer the damn question.
感觉我会被炒鱿鱼了 I feel like I'm gonna get fired for this.
小乔治 别担心 Georgie, don't worry.
你说的话绝对不会外传给第三个人 Anything you say is gonna stay right here.
但你说谎跟吃饭一样的 But you lie all the time.
我说谎的绝技就是跟你学的 I learned to lie from you.
知道我们祖孙俩有多亲了吧 See what a special bond we have?
现在快给老娘从实招来 Now answer the damn question!
你怎么去了这么久 Why were you gone for so long?
我不想谈 I don't want to talk about it.
幽灵探测器 和你的朋友一起玩吧
-厉害了 -这是什么 - Whoa. - ‭What's that?
是我麦片盒里送的幽灵探测器 It's a ghost detector that came in my cereal box.
这只是张普通的纸 It's just a piece of paper.
那它为什么在我手里动了 Then why did it move in my hand?
因为出汗 From perspiration.
或是因为有幽灵 Or ghosts.
早上好 Mornin'.
你去看了哈钦斯老师没有 Did you check on Ms. Hutchins?
她还活着吗 Is she still alive?
她当然还活着了 为什么这么问 Of course she is. Why?
没什么原因 No reason.
我去和她一起吃早餐 I'm gonna go eat my breakfast with her.
谢尔顿 让她好好休息吧 Sheldon, just let her rest.
没事的 她喜欢我的陪伴 It's okay. She enjoys my company.
再说 她理解我和斯特吉斯博士的矛盾 Also, she understands what I'm going through with Dr. Sturgis.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我只是想帮你成长为 I am just trying to help you grow up
成熟有自理能力的大人 to be a functional adult.
我 这傻子还在找麦片幽灵呢 Me? This one's looking for cereal ghosts.
并且已经找到了 Looking for and found 'em.
我不管 你还没准备好去上大学 I don't care. You are not ready for college.
如果当初由你说了算 我现在还在读弱智小学呢 If it were up to you, I'd still be in grade school.
如果你以为这是成熟的举动 并不是的 If you think this is mature behavior, it isn't!
当妈妈好难 对不对 Being a mom's hard, isn't it?
有时是的 Sometimes.
如果你想找人谈心 If you ever want to talk about it,
我随时都在哦 I'm here for you.
纸条又动了 Ooh, it's moving again.
你真的好幸运 You're so lucky.
还请你讲详细点带我理解如何幸运 You're gonna have to walk me through that.
你家里没有人会对你指手画脚 Well, you don't have anyone in your house telling you
说你能或不能做什么 what you can or can't do.
没错 谢尔顿 我家里没有人 Right, Sheldon. I don't have anyone.
我不是刚刚才说完吗 I just said that.
你是不是已经吃了太多药嗨了 Are you becoming a drug addict already?
早上好 Mornin'.
给你准备了希普利家的甜甜圈和咖啡 Got you some Shipley's Do-Nuts and coffee.
你的脸怎么了 What happened to your face?
是... Oh. Uh...
埃德加或者爱伦挠的 either Edgar or Allan.
是埃德加啦 Oh, that was Edgar.
他有时挺皮的 He can be a rascal.
早上好 Good mornin'.
早安 Mornin'.
你睡得好吗 Did you sleep good?
嗯 Yeah.
想吃煎饼吗 Want some pancakes?
好啊 Sure.
我再问一个关于戴尔的问题 Just one more question about Dale.
再见 Bye.
好了 There we go.
都切成一口大小的了 Nice little bite-size pieces.
谢了 乔治 但我自己能搞定 Thanks, George, but I-I think I can manage.
不不 我很乐意帮你 No, no. My pleasure.
他真的好内疚 你现在要他做什么都行 He feels so guilty, he'll do anything you ask him.
你嘲讽够了啊 That's enough from you.
他上次关车门夹到我大拇指 就送了我儿童烤箱 He bought me an Easy-Bake Oven when he closed the car door on my thumb.
不像我妈妈 她伤害了自己孩子 Unlike my mother, who feels no guilt
却完全不感到内疚 after hurting her children.
你怎么敢这么说 How dare you.
我是想保护你 I am trying to keep you safe
直到你有一天能做出大人的决定 until such a time as you can make adult decisions.
我现在就能做啊 I can make them now.
在座有客人呢 Hey, hey. We have a guest.
我们先假装是相亲相爱的一家人好吗 Let's pretend like we like each other.
小丽 快做饭前祷告吧 Mare, do your grace thing.
刚才的墨西哥菜还可以吗 You okay with Mexican?
当然可以 美味极了 Oh, yeah. Terrific.
好吧 All right.
吃太饱副驾置物箱有胃药 回家路上吃的 Now, I got Tums in the glovebox for the ride home.
太棒了 Great.
你最近和琼聊过天吗 So, you talk to June lately?
有两三天没说过话了 怎么了 Uh, not in a couple of days. Why?
没什么 Oh, no reason.
我就是有点想打电话给她 I was just kind of thinking about calling her myself.
前提是你不介意 I mean, if you're okay with that.
你想打给我前妻 就打给她呗 You want to call my ex-wife, go ahead. Call her.
但我不想害你觉得尴尬嘛 Well, I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable.
屁 你巴不得 Yeah, you would.
是啦 我巴不得 Yeah, I would. ‭
你们离婚后 I think it's nice
还能相处得这么好 我觉得很棒啊 that y'all get along as well as you do.
你到底想说什么 Where are we going with this?
没什么啊 就是闲聊 Oh, just nothing. Makin' conversation.
好吧 Okay.
你跟她上床了吗 You sleeping with her?
当然没有啊 Lord, no.
她可是我的前妻 拜托 She's my ex-wife. Come on.
老天 什么样的变态才会跟自己前妻打炮啊 Oh, my gosh, what kind of sicko sleeps with their ex-wife?
你怎么会这么想 Where is this coming from?
你吃醋了吗 Are you jealous?
没有 No.
我就是想知道 I'd just like to know, you know,
我们现在谈到什么程度了 what kind of relationship we're in.
我们能跟其他人约会还是怎么样 I mean, are we seeing other people or what?
康妮·塔克 Connie Tucker,
你这是想和我确定情侣关系吗 are you asking me to go steady?
你明知故问 混蛋 You know what I'm asking, jackass. ‭
好啦 好啦 闹你的 All right, all right, all right.
你听好了 我已经72岁了 You listen to me. Now, I'm 72 years old.
你觉得我还有多余精力 Do you think I have enough stamina
去和别的女人鬼混吗 to go playing around with other women?
你意思是 你和我约会仅仅是因为 You saying the only reason you're seeing me
你太老太累了 没力气再跟别人约会吗 is you're too old and tired to see anybody else? ‭
把胃药给我 Give me the Tums.
我能吻你一辈子 I could kiss you forever.
一辈子好像有点太久 Uh, that's kind of a long time.
你赶着去别的地方吗 You got somewhere else to be?
没有 只是 No. It's just that,
我们迟早会肚子饿啊 eventually, we're gonna get hungry.
我为什么一直觉得你没有很投入这段感情 Why do I keep getting the feeling you're not into this?
我很投入啊别怀疑 Oh, I am into this.
但是呢 But?
但我们还很年轻 谁知道以后会怎么样 I mean, we're real young, and who knows what's gonna happen?
我就知道 你也应该知道 I know. And you should, too.
别难过啊 Don't feel bad.
我很多事都不知道的 I don't know lots of stuff.
既然我们聊到这个话题 So, as long as we're on the subject,
你有跟其他人约会吗 are you seeing anybody else?
没有 No.
那个疯癫的教授呢 How about that nutty professor?
我们只是朋友 We're just friends.
好吧 我和琼也一样... Yeah, well, that's what June and I are--
只是朋友 just friends.
那我们算什么关系 So what are we?
我不知道 I don't know.
你想怎么定义呢 What do you want to call it?
我想 是... I guess, a...
固定伴侣关系吧 committed relationship.
我没意见 Mm. Works for me.
好啊 Okay. ‭Hmm.
就这么定了 It's settled.
康妮 Connie.
这段恋爱让我喘不过气了 This relationship is suffocating me.
我说错什么话了 What'd I say?
我对你来说不够 I'm not enough for you.
我没这么说过啊 I didn't say that.
你就说实话吧 Just be honest.
你想和其他女孩约会 You want to date other girls.
我没想和你分手 去跟其他女孩约会啊 I don't want to date other girls instead of you,
我只是... 想同时交往很多人 just... in addition to you.
去死吧 渣男 Drop dead.
好吧 但我会跟着你 确保你安全到家 Okay, but I'm gonna follow you and make sure you get home safe!
随便你 Do whatever you want.
如果你走去冰雪皇后 我可以给你买"暴风雪"哦 If you walk to Dairy Queen, I'll buy you a Blizzard.
想要我放点音乐吗 Want me to turn on some music?
晚饭太美味了 玛丽 Well, this is just delicious, Mary.
谢谢你 Thank you.
一口大小的食物够了吗 Bite-sized enough for you?
够了 好极了 Oh. Perfect.
我还要坐在这生闷气多久 How long do I have to sit here
才会有人问我在气什么 and sulk before someone asks me what's wrong?
也许大家听腻你的抱怨了 Maybe people are tired of hearing about it.
哈钦斯老师 你想加入讨论吗 Ms. Hutchins, would you care to chime in?
我不想掺和你们的家事 但是... Oh, I-I don't want to get in the middle of a family issue, but...
我会说我曾经也跟一个很亲近的人 I will say that I once had a falling out
闹翻了 with someone very close to me.
发生什么了 What happened?
我们最后不欢而散 We ended up parting ways on bad terms.
我到今天仍然后悔 I-I still regret it.
但当时你是对的 他们是错的吗 But you were right and they were wrong?
其实 You know what,
感觉谁对谁错已经不重要了 it doesn't feel like it matters anymore.
我每一天都很想念他们 And not a day goes by that I don't miss them.
或许我的确该向斯特吉斯博士道歉 Perhaps I do owe Dr. Sturgis an apology.
我指的是你妈 I was talking about your mother.
我晚点再说她的事 I'll circle back to her.
谢谢你 你居然劝通他了 Thank you. I can't believe you got through to him.
我很乐意帮忙 Happy to help.
那跟你大吵一架的那个人是谁啊 So, who was the person you had the fight with?
是我的猫 坡 It was my cat, Poe.
我给它换成干猫粮后她就气得离家出走了 She ran away when I switched to dry food.
干猫粮比较便宜啦 It was cheaper.
-晚安 宝贝 -晚安 妈妈 - Good night, baby. - Night, Mama.
我很抱歉 妈妈 I'm really sorry, Mom.
我原谅你了 I forgive you.
但虽然你和斯特吉斯博士冰释前嫌了 But just because you straightened things out with Dr. Sturgis
也不代表你能回大学 doesn't mean you're going back to college.
-我能啊 -你不能 - Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't.
希望你知道你这是在破坏我们的关系 I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship.
我愿意冒这个险 I will take that risk.
晚安 Good night.
你知道我迟早会缠到你答应的 You know I'll eventually wear you down.
走着瞧 We'll see.
我可坚定了呢 I'm pretty tough.
我最终还是缠到她答应了 I eventually wore her down.
无人能抵挡本大爷的死缠烂打 There's just so much of me anybody can take.
本地新闻 周五晚的橄榄球赛 In local news, Friday night's football game
被一起重伤影响了 was marred by a brutal injury,
橄榄球教练乔治·库珀为了自救 when football coach George Cooper saved himself
不惜让备受爱戴的图书管理员谢丽尔·哈钦斯受伤 at the expense of beloved school librarian Cheryl Hutchins.
糟了 Oh, no.
提醒各位接下来的画面十分让人不忍直视 We warn you, the following footage is hard to watch.
那就别播出来啊 Well, then, don't show it.
我们用慢镜头再播一遍 Let's see it again in slow motion.
这播的哪是新闻啊 This is not news.